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2007-11-20 - 6:44 a.m.

Seven suggestions:

1. Just because the phone rings, doesn't mean you have to answer it.

2. Use your turn signals.

3. Use your "indoor voice" unless there is heavy machinery running nearby.

4. Use a rake, not a leaf blower.

5. If you become overwhelmed by the choices in a store, stand out of traffic areas until you get your shit together.

6. Do not pass on the right when driving unless the person in front of you is going ten miles an hour under the speed limit. And then only if your turnoff is more than two blocks ahead.

7. Back up your computer. If you don't know what that means, learn.

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So, how do you like them apples?

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